interview by Greg Robinson
PORTRAIT: SHIGEO
Name, age, and date:
James Tancowny, 20 years old, August 18th 2009.
Current level of baked-ness?
Total baked-ness.
What are you wearing right now?
Nothing.
How many five-somes have you had during your short stay on this planet thus far?
Zero unfortunately. I had it all lined up, but it just didn't seem to work out.
Who is your favorite he/she boarder on Zero?
The new guy...Sheldon Brockman.
TAILSLIDE HEELFLIP - PHOTO: TY BUSH
On a scale of to awes (awes being awesome), how would you rate Joey Chestnuts' recent victory over Kobayashi in the Coney Island hot dog eating contest?
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Of all Tave's impromptu tenants, who relates to the most females in an adult sort of manner (sex)?
This dude Chris. He's staying in Dennis' room till he gets back from Australia. When Dennis is home, he gets the most buns fo' sho.
Your hair is almost down to your ass. Are you going for the Rapunzel look in order to sway more ladies to your Tony Tave love nest (aka blanket on couch)?
Yeah, I guess so.
Who is your favorite male model and why?
Fabio gets all the chicks. He's got the hair.
What's your stance on the current debate over nationalized health care in the United States?
Should've been more like Canada it the first place.
Out of all the US Ambassadors to Israel, who do you think will have the greatest success in resolving the Israeli-Palestinian conflict?
No clue.
